A(nother) Tin Soldier Story

This week, Critique Circle’s blog is featuring me (!) in their Authors’ Spotlight series. A unique writers’ community, CC has played a supporting role in raising my firstborn novel, “Hyperlink from Hell.” Please check out my cheeky post over there, “Critique Circle: My ‘Single Parent’ Support Group.”

(Full disclosure: The following is an unsolicited, shameless plug, for which I get paid nothing whatsoever): Critique Circle has been one of “Writer’s Digest’s 101 Best Writing Websites”  four years running, so if you’re a writer looking for a great critique group, you can read about CC — and join, too, for free — at critiquecircle.com.) If you do join, drop me a note over there anytime. I’m the “critter” known as “Lindymoon.”

Meanwhile, in honor of our growing local tortoise population, here’s a reprise of one of the more popular posts, replete with updates:

“A(nother) Tin Soldier Story”

 The good news: The toilet in my front yard is gone!

The bad news: No one knows where it went, or what it’s doing now.

(The worse news: as of today, there’s another toilet out front. No shit.)

Not losing sleep over that, but it did get me wondering: What happens to all those “things” that come into our lives, and then go? What’s become of them? Is there a story in it? A Tin Soldier Story?

You remember The Brave Tin Soldier, right? It’s the bittersweet tale of a toy soldier who is lost, then found, then reunited with his lady love (who really deserved her own story) and then…

But that would be telling (someone else’s) tales. How about one of my own? It could be about the tortoises we’ve rescued over the years. Some were plucked gingerly from country roads, where (intermittently) whizzing traffic would surely have made a dent in their survival rate. Did you know that tortoises hiss, like snakes? Well, they do. And they aren’t fond of finding themselves suddenly airborne and deposited on the other side of the road — a destination they’d planned on getting to in half an hour or so, and where they’ll have to wait ages for their own lady loves, with nothing to do but fret about how they look.

(Tortoise rescue update: Yesterday, my better half rescued another one. It’s not the first to roll down the hill and land on our driveway, like Jack and Jill with built-in body armour, and probably won’t be the last. Now it’s back munching wildflowers, with a view of the sea. I imagine it humming the tortoise equivalent of “The Sound of Music.” We’ve noticed baby tortoises up there, too. Unbelievably cute. Probably humming backup.)

Turns out, tales of tortoises make me fret. How about a different tale — a tale of loss and regret and a squandered chance for redemption?

A story about Rosie.

Once upon a time, my mother and I were sorting through old boxes of old things in the old house, and we came upon an old stuffed doll. The doll had a plush body and hood, as if she were wearing a permanent pink snowsuit. She had a rubber face and a chewed-off nose. When I took the doll — which I had no recollection of — into my hands, I had the urge to sniff her. So I did. She smelled musty and sweet, like old chocolate. To my great surprise, I suddenly blurted out, “Rosie!” And as I hugged Rosie tight, my mother said, “Oh yeah, that was yours when you were little.”

What a wonderful reunion, right? Bet you think I still have her, that we’ll never be parted, that we snuggle up on long winter nights when my husband’s out of town.

Nope. I have no idea what we did with her, but I can guess. I must have cherished the moment, then tossed Rosie onto the heap. I truly regret that, but she was a doll, not a tortoise.

Still, I can’t help wondering: Where is Rosie now? What is she doing?

Maybe there is a story in it.


2 responses

  1. Toilet humor, again! But very nice, Lindy Moone. I also wonder about things and people who’ve slipped unnoticed from my life. Where did they go? What are they doing? You probably just want to know everything. Like me. Keep us informed about the reappearing toilets–is somebody trying to tell you something?

    1. You’re right — I just want to know everything. Maybe that’s why some people become hoarders; they can’t bear not knowing what happens to their stuff. I hoard unanswered questions, I guess. Maybe that’s what makes us writers instead of packrats. And the universe brings me… toilets.

      P.S. The new toilet is still there, but now it’s on its side. What makes someone walk up to a used toilet and decide it would be more comfortable lying down? A strange and secret compulsion, perhaps, that starts out tipping toilets and moves on to cows? We might have to install a camera to see what’s going on out there!

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