Don’t make me kiss you.

Today, I realized what having a book giveaway feels like. It feels like I’m THAT little girl on the playground. The one who captures little boys, just so she can hold them down and bestow kisses on them!

Peske_Little_Girl_in_red_Dress

I was never that girl.

I don’t wanna be her now.

So don’t do it.

Don’t make me kiss you.

For all I know, you’ve got cooties.

Sign up below for your free Kindle e-book of Hyperlink from Hell.

Or a pdf file, if you prefer. And a chance to snag a free paperback.

Do it now. Don’t make me kiss you.

Cuz you know I’ll do it.

(Offer only available through this blog, thru Nov. 21st)

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2 responses

  1. I got mail asking why the girl was exposing herself to cabbages.
    I can only assume that she took one look at those gorgeous cabbages and figured they were playing “If I show you mine, you show me yours.”

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