Reasons to Type Faster!

Greetings from The Voice of Doom!
Remember the old story from Isaac Asimov?

I was once being interviewed by Barbara Walters… In between two of the segments she asked me… “But what would you do if the doctor gave you only six months to live?” I said, “Type faster.”

Well, then: You probably know all about these two good reasons to stay indoors and type faster:
Lamprey Lampetra_camtschaticaArctic lampreys falling from the sky, and

Super Volcano gets Supersized.

I mean, people, we already knew that when it blows, civilization as we know it will end. Now they say the new magma chamber they’ve found could fill the Grand Canyon 11 times! So what the world needs now is more Paranormal Romance! Chick Lit! YAAAAAAAAAA !!!!

The Voice of Doom wants more bad news, more reasons to type faster.

Whaddya got?

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4 responses

  1. We should always consider ourselves on a countdown!

  2. Lots of overdue earthquakes here on the west coast. When the big one hits, I’m grabbing my laptop and hunkering down until the battery runs out.

    1. Thanks for stopping by, D. Wallace! I moved from the San Francisco Bay Area to Turkey — two of the most earthquake-prone regions on the planet. Definitely a reason to type faster, to back up our work, and to keep everything charged.

  3. W:hen there’s just two stop between me and my train station, the fingers go into overdrive

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